Where have all the butterflies gone Mum? They have gone hunting for food and homes son.
Was it Brexit? No nothing to do with that son despite the hysterical remoaners saying the sun would stop shining. No it's not that.
The wildflower meadows that were their homes, and the wildflower nectar that was their food have all gone.
What can Boris do? Nothing he has got his hands full with negotiating a Brexit trade deal with Monsieur Michel Barmier.
What can we do mum? Nothing son.
Could we grow a meadow in our lawn please mum, flowerpotman says it is easy to grow wildflowers.