Where have all the butterflies gone Mum? They have gone hunting for food and homes son.
Why is it Brexit? No worse than that. The wildflower meadows that were their homes, and the wildflower nectar that was their food have all gone.
What can Boris do? Nothing he has got his hands full with Brexit and monsieur Jean-Claude Drunker's Puppet, monsieur Michel-even Barmier and now the Tory Remoaners too.
What can we do mum? Nothing son.
Could we grow a meadow in our lawn please mum, flowerpotman says it is easy to grow wildflowers.